This guy smacktalked, or rather "smacktalked" one of my corpmates the other day:

2008.08.26 17:33:52 Excalibus > sorry I like drinking noob blood
 2008.08.26 17:34:06 blown away > drink some one elses blood plx
 2008.08.26 17:34:19 blown away > plus you're falcon aint poping me
 2008.08.26 17:34:44 Excalibus > nah, I've got your sent nah, kinda like it, was to taste the fluid
 2008.08.26 17:34:58 Excalibus > would be so sure
 2008.08.26 17:35:08 Excalibus > not
 2008.08.26 17:35:51 blown away > i'm pretty sure

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 2008.08.26 17:36:12 Excalibus > please dont run away again, act like a pirate like me, and stand up for your clan..... noob
 2008.08.26 17:36:43 blown away > well i aint realy fit for a fight right now i just want to rat up my sec standing again and get back to empire
 2008.08.26 17:36:51 blown away > oh and you fail at smack
 2008.08.26 17:37:23 Excalibus > heh, not trying to smack mate, just want the kill

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 2008.08.26 17:37:52 blown away > looks like a failure to smack to me
 2008.08.26 17:38:08 Excalibus > lol
 2008.08.26 17:38:17 Excalibus > I just like the kill
 2008.08.26 17:38:25 Excalibus > not one for words
 2008.08.26 17:38:41 blown away > neather of us will get a kill in a 1v1 you know
 2008.08.26 17:39:06 Excalibus > heh, U wreakon?
 2008.08.26 17:41:01 Excalibus > dude, I could kill u in a noob ship
 2008.08.26 17:41:26 blown away > lol "dude" you fail
 2008.08.26 17:41:58 Excalibus > tut tut, never tel the excal he will fail, leads to wars
 2008.08.26 17:43:25 blown away > well i calls em as i sees em
 2008.08.26 17:43:33 blown away > i'm a whale biologist
 2008.08.26 17:44:09 Excalibus > Wales must shit alot, so I guess your full of it?
 2008.08.26 17:44:22 blown away > you don't watch futurama do you?
 2008.08.26 17:44:38 Excalibus > no

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 2008.08.26 17:46:11 blown away > but i'm still waiting.... war you guys gonna wardec us or not?
 2008.08.26 17:47:15 blown away > 2.28 sec status
 2008.08.26 17:48:51 Excalibus > members are getting thirsty after last war, im sure ceo will agree
 2008.08.26 17:50:52 Excalibus > sorry ,afk, the person I do fear has come home, her indoors...
 2008.08.26 17:53:33 blown away > afk
 2008.08.26 17:54:19 Excalibus > are you still in space
 2008.08.26 17:54:24 Excalibus > kill u while u sleep
 2008.08.26 18:08:05 blown away > well i'll leave now
 2008.08.26 18:08:13 blown away > hope to see a war dec tomorrow
 2008.08.26 18:08:15 blown away > bye

then he walks into our public chat and tries it on the rest of us:

 Excalibus > hello, your guy blown away has pissed me off, so we may be at war soon, have placed a corp vote on the subject? we missing the blood lust
Tao Han > \0/ war!
Excalibus > Blown away sahould not insult elders of the game... and we have alot of experaince killing off corps

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Here's what the guy has in his bio:

"Minmatar freighter and Pilot available for hire".

 and his "Elders" corp description?

 We are based in high-to-low security space and cooperate with local corps for mutual defense. No pirating.

We build capital ships. If you need any ships, modifications, or components there is a good chance we can build it.

A little summary of our day-to-day operations (but everyone is free to do what they like):
• Level 4 Agents and Cosmos mission running (as a group)
• PvP – no pirating
• Mining Ops (ore, ice, hidden belts)

 Wow, I feel so scared right now.

PS:  it's been 4 days, and we still haven't got that war dec he promised. Hah.